Saturday, May 17, 2014

2006/06/30 - 4 career lows set

> (AP) - Jacksonville - News Flash
>
> 4 career low records set in disc golf last night
>
>    In a thrilling match, which Eric "Pink Birdie" Taylor won by a
> whisker, 4 career record low scores were posted.  Afterwards, Pinkie was
> quoted as saying "No, I don't think we need a handicap system. These
> games are close.  Yes, I shot a 61 and crushed everyone by a minimum of
> 9 throws but that will just make them want to work harder." Jason "Par
> Man" McCallister after having the best game of his young career was
> heard muttering something about 3 strokes.  Woody "I wanna be a Knagge"
> Gilman showed a deft touch at finding trees and branches where you
> normally don't expect to see discs, including a disc that appeared to be
> nesting in a tree.  Midway through the match, Woody decided to do his
> best Randy "$$$" Knagge impersonation and threw his driver into the
> lake.  In the brave and sportsman's like gesture, Duane "Awesome"
> Pawson, let Woody borrow his Archangel driver (but only after they had
> passed the water holes).  Awesome was also doing a great skeleton
> impersonation by walking around the last several holes holding his arm
> saying, "my arm is killing me".
>
> Stay tuned for the next episode of
> Nick's "It's too hot in Florida" Meltdown
>     or
> Randy makes a Splash
>

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