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> The Jacksonville Triangle?
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> In what might appear to just be an simple tourism marketing ploy off
> of the Bermuda Triangle myth, the Jacksonville Triangle took its'
> toll last night. Many players suffered with unusual directional
> control issues throughout the night. In a dramatic return to
> competition, Jason > "> Hitman> "> McCallister was out at Fore Palms
> Disc Golf course last night. Discovered sauntering up to the
> practice field, his only comment was > "> How many victims will I
> have, to toy with, tonight?> "> Still missing was Nick > "> Buffalo
> Bill> "> Pappas and his side kick Beverly. They were reportedly
> sighted with Elvis in the Daytona area, still oiling their guns.
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> The Triangle effect did not affect the women, as they obviously came
> to play last night. Carla > "> Junior Clank> "> Keating, with her
> steady drives and fluttering putts, avoiding anything worse than a 6
> all night, shot a career low 94. Becky > "> Comeback> "> Klein, not
> to be outdone, used her magical putting flip to shot a new career low
> of 91. Meanwhile, the men couldn> '> t keep up the same level of
> play. Although Puma Pawson was injured in Saturday> '> s tournament,
> Awesome Pawson courageously played a heroic game and shot a 76. Eric
> > "> The Wizard> "> Shannon using Roller Boy Skelton> '> s
> technique, shot a near career best 81. The Wizard would have had a
> career night had he not decided to catapult his second shot on the
> 10th hole into the middle of the lake and thereby becoming a > ">
> real> "> disc golfer. Darrell > "> Woody> "> Gilman assailed many
> trees along the course but still finished with a career tying best
> 69. Pinkie the Beast Brooks made some dramatic throws including a
> throw from the 10th tee across the entire length of the lake, at it>
> '> s widest point, just to prove he could do it. Once Pinkie gets
> his Beast under control and provides some semblance of direction, the
> Beast will rise to dominance. Beast finished with a 73. Bushman
> Pike was distracted throughout the night and gravely concerned about
> the number of nicks and dents in the trees he saw on the course
> (probably due to the numerous assaults from the other players).
> Bushman spent most of his time throwing his discs into the general
> area of the attacks to do some investigating and provide treatment
> that only a true bushman can. Bushie, as his friends call him,
> finished with a 82. Hitman McCallister patiently stalking his target
> score, calmly, precisely played the course to shoot 70. The stalking
> Hitman flustered Birdie Taylor, who was off his game from the start
> when Sunshine Reeves and Pistol Pete Schechterle didn> '> t show up.
> Birdie was heaving his discs a long way however directional control
> was a bit of an issue. On the 18th tee, Birdie impressively
> propelled his driver all the way to the soccer fields where it was
> soundly rejected and rapidly thrown back towards the tee box. Even
> with a penalty stroke for being out of bounds, Birdie still managed
> to complete the course with a score of 63.
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> Currently Jason "Hitman" McCallister has the early lead on the D-GIMP
> award. Will anyone challenge his handicapped score of 53? Several
> players need only 1 or 2 more games to fully establish their
> handicaps to make a run for the award. Stay tuned as the next
> exciting match will be on Thursday.
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